Husband: Don't say what I think you are going to say to my question.
Me: What's that?
Husband: Don't say that you have had it a long time when I ask you how long you have had that skirt.
Me (smiling because I had clearly been rumbled): This skirt (pointing at said skirt), yes, I've had it a long time. I've had it since Wednesday...
Husband: How much did that cost?
Me: Quite a bit.
Husband: How much is quite a bit?
Me: £50
Husband: £50?!?
Me: Yes, but the cardigan was a bargain. It was £50 reduced to £25.
Husband: So that outfit cost you £75?
Me: Yes...
Husband: Blimey, you get a whole outfit for £75. All I get for £75 is a quick wank in a small room in a hospital!
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5 comments:
HAHA!!! I can totally see the same convo happening between my DH & I :)
My husband asks me the same thing when I get something new... men are so funny sometimes..
HAHAHA - guys are the same, no matter where they live! :-)
That's an expensive hand job!
That is too funny! Oh men.
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